alfred-f-jones-yo:

turtles-pickles-and-iced-tea:

thegreenblunder:

givememorehamburger:

alfredfkirkland:

spoken-not-written:

because-they-always-fall:

henryclervals:

i should not have done this

THIS IS GREAT

HERE IS

OUR PANTHEON

THE TUMBLR PANTHEON

Merlin fandom: Everyone loves Arthur but he dies so.

you forgot hetalia you massive sack of shit

why does everyone forget heTALIA IM GOING TO SCREAM WE ARENT THAT SMALL OF A FANDOM??????????

yes perfect.

HOW COULD ONE FORGET HETALIA? ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY FORGET HETALIA. 

Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone

→ Hermione Granger Quotes

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The sun persists in rising, so I make myself stand

(Source: daria-morgendorffers)

4chanofficial:

i find bad jokes funnier than funny jokes

musicbeatstherapy:

jelee-:

rockpapertheodore:

tinyspacebabe:

ok let’s stop using the term “butthurt” we’re not 12 anymore

you sound fannytroubled

a little bootybothered if you ask me

someone’s having a little tushytantrum

(Source: stupidape)

People are looking at you, Katniss. You’ve given them an opportunity. They just have to be brave enough to take it.

bigplanssforthatfish:

reblogallthenerdythings:

we have literally created our own dialogue? language? here on tumblr and i think that is the most amazing thing ever please disregard my shitty editing skills

no listen this is actually really amazing because this is a real thing. i think this counts as a pidgin language. a pidgin language is basically a changed, simplified version of a language. you can change the spellings of words, pronunciation, grammar rules, or even make up new words. i think. i’d have to research it a bit more to be sure but i’m 90% sure this is right. if its not a pidgin language, then its a lingua franca but thats more used for trade and stuff like that. but still a new language. so yes, we’ve created our own language. we’ve changed the whole sentence structure. we can trail off sentences, say things like “i just cant”, and use words like ship, OTP, fic, fandom, feels, and ship names and everyone will understand what you’re saying. the part that i love most is how people go “OMGH IM CRIIY NIG SOIOO HARD” and understand each other. for example “IM LIUA GHMNIG”. that one was incredibly easy, but if you knew that said “I’m laughing”, congratulations. You speak a pidgin language. we can even say stuff like “Does anyone know of a Johnlock fic, at least 20k words, not a WIP, with no OCs, and is Post-Reichenbach? Or just a Destiel PWP would be great.” To someone not on tumblr, that wouldn’t make any sense. but you understood, didn’t you? One characteristic of a pidgin language is that you have to learn it like a second language. Another characteristic is that it is frequently changing. tumblr goes through many trends with how we talk. if i remember correctly, when i first made an account about two years ago, talking like this wasn’t quite as common. also, that thing of suddenly capitalizing your sentence is fairly recent. you know, when people go “the new epISODE IS TOMORROW”. Like one of the people up there said, all of this is awesome because how else do you easily show emotion and tone over the internet? we’ve even made a whole sense of humour that most people here share in. There’s so much more that I could talk about with this, but i’m tired and i may be entirely wrong about everything. but yes. people on the fandom side of tumblr who speak like this are speaking a new language

gatzzby:

hannahsneakers:

why don’t they have big hyped up award shows for books

i mean

best male/female character

best antagonist

best plot development

best plot twist

come on

#book you threw across the room the hardest

chysterthefriendlyghost:

our1dlove:

oh hi peter

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awww you are a cutie

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… peter?

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PETER STAHP

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PETER WHAT ARE U DOING

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BUT PETER YOU WEREN’T SUPPOSED TO GROW UP

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BUT PETER

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no fuck it i’m done

-Passes out and dies

(Source: itsafangirlsthing)

(Source: food-gifs)

so instead of getting ready and going to college ive stayed at home and played league of legends and cried 

arenoptara replied to your post: *explodes* i have an exam today as well as lessons…

Aw feel better -hug- and good luck on your exam!

thank youuuu <3

*explodes* i have an exam today as well as lessons and i’m really feeling unwell and sick and gross and ugh UGH

so er its nearly half past midnight and i had to quit that league of legends game because holy jesus shitballs i did not realise how long a game was